>You are anon
>Or you think so anyways
>You woke up today and everything feels rather unusual
>You haven't really looked at yourself in mirror today
>Not like it matters ponies don't like you either way
>However you feel really small
>Almost like you height dropped dramatically
>And you're walking on all four..
>Why are you walking on all four again
>You try to stands up but it doesn't work and you fall to ground
>Deciding to see what's going on you walk over to bathroom and look yourself in mirror
>No that's impossible how could have this happened to you
>You are a batpony a batpony mare of all things
>What the hell how did this shit even happen
>Fucking twilight is to blame for this god damn she's going to get hers
>You angrily storm out of your house and toward twilight's castle
>You storm beside guards who try to stop you but you just push them out of way
>You walk into princess's chambers
>You then make a demonstration stomping her table down to splints
>"What the hell have you done you little shit!"
>"Why the fuck am i a horse now huh,what the fuck i was a human yesterday i wake up today and i'm a fucking bat horse?"
>Her response is suprisingly calm which forces you to relax for a second 
"Calm down anon. I have no idea why this happened to you it's not me who made you a batpony"
"And besides aren't you happy you always wanted to be a pony?"
>"..."
"Anon are you alright?"
>You decide to mess with her head and keep silent fighting with the bitch doesn't seem to work anyways
"Anoonn"
>She walks over to you and shakes you a little
"Alright fine you don't have to talk with me but if you don't there's no way i can help you and turn you back"
>God damn she's smart.
>"Alright fine,what the hell do i have to do to get turned back"
"Right,glad you're cooperating"
>She runs outside the chambers and into the library throwing books around
"Aha a book on transformations this one oughta do it"
"Ok here goes,an ancient spell that turns a human into a pony"
"And apparently it goes both ways turns pony into a human"
>"Whatever just change me back!"
"Right"
>Her horn glows purple as she starts to chant spell
>And fucking nothing happens
>"Why isn't it working why the fuck am i not a human yet"
"Anon..for the spell for to work you have to sleep off one day"
>"Oh great so now i'm stuck as a bat pony until tonight?"
"Unfortunatly yes there's nothing i can do here,besides i have no idea who could have cast such an old spell"
>"Shit doesn't matter to me blah whatever"
>You slam the door open and exit the castle
>Great the fuck do you do now you're a pony
>You can't use utensils and you aren't even an unicorn of all things
>Maybe you can fly that would be worth trying
>You try flap with your wings as if they were your arms
>But this doesn't seem to affect wings you only look like an idiot flailing your hooves about
>God damn how do the horses do it
>Maybe it's like another muscle or something
>You try to flex every muscle in your horse body until you finally realise that your wings aren't dysfunctional
>You give them a few flaps and try to get off ground
>Much to your suprise you actually do lift off you keep beating your wings until you are in sky and 
>Oof you hit a roof of the fucking building
>You suddenly stop flying and start falling down gravity pulling you
>God damn anon think
>You try to push your wings and spread them out to use them as a parachute
>It doesn't fucking work
>This is it you're going to fucking die
>Few moments before impact your wings unfold and you start soaring down
>Oh great now it fucking worked what are those things like emergency landing gear or something
>Whatever atleast you aren't fucking dead right now,could have been worse.
>You beat off your wings again and start to fly
>This time definitivly feeling more in control hope those accidents don't happen again
>Last thing you need is to be dead before the morning
>You spend the following 30 minutes flying around and testing how high in sky can you go
>Turns out not very high apparently bat ponies aren't phenomenal fliers
>And you thought they were supposed to catch moths or something no idea
>You slowly fly down trying not to hit anything you land in the park and look around 
>Not much going on just stallions and mares walking through the park
>You head toward the centre of ponyville ponies giving you weird looks almost as if you were supposed to be asleep during day or something
>Fucking double standards,this must be what it feels like to be a bat.
>To be hated and silently judged without everyone telling you that directly
>You have a desire to shout at those ponies but you contain yourself god knows what might go wrong.
>Shit. You sit down on bench where nobody is around in a shaded area
>Your eyes seem to instantly adapt and you see much better than in direct sunlight
>Weird must be the bat eyes.
>Right how's the best way to pass a couple of hours
>Hold on a minute..you might have body of a bat mare but you still have your mind
>Maybe you could get some horny fuck to have sex with you
>Though that might have adverse effects on the spelll. Bad idea.
>Sure sounded fun in your head though
>Then you get an idea
>Ofcourse shove as many objects as you can inside your mare pussy and see which one can go the deepest
>This is probably the only opportunity you'll get anyways.
>You get off the park bench and fly over to your house sunlight hurts your eyes but you manage to get home with eyelids semi-closed.
>You jump trying to reach doorknob and after ac ouple of tries succeed
>You open the door and lift off flying into your bedroom
>You slam the doors shut behind you and seat yourself on bed
>You forgot to close the main door but whatever not like a rodent is going to walk in on you
>Or that'd you care as much,really.
>You look around yourself for the thickest and longest object
>You don't actually find much except for some mangoes
>Wait what why are you thinking of mangoes
>The fuck is this shit
>You shake your head trying to shake off the feeling but it doesn't work
>It just sticks around and begins to get more intensive
>Despite your best efforts not to your eyes become locked on the mango.
>You contemplate between eating it or trying to push it up your ass
>The latter prevails and you take the mango in your hoof
>No anon stop what the fuck are you doing.
>You try to stop yourself but a strange force takes over you and you lose all the control
>You bring the mango to your butt and try to force it in
>It doesn't exactly fit in but you keep trying to get it in.
>After a couple of exhausting minutes you pass out unable to get the mango completly in your butt your desires unsatisfied
>You wake up a few hours later you quickly get out of your bed and realise
>You're much taller now..did it work?
>Heck yea! the purple bitch actually fixed you.
>But now you're naked..
>And there's a mango on your bed covered in what appears to be mare juices
>And it smells awfull lot like somebody's ass
>Why the fuck are you smelling a mango anyways
>Weird.
>You discard the mango throwing it in the trash get dressed and move on with your day
>You have no idea what happened last night.
>And judging by the crime scene you don't want to know.